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Sardar Urdu Latifay And Urdu Latifay SMS

 

Sardar Urdu Latifay And Urdu Latifay SMS

 

Sardar Urdu Latifay And Urdu Latifay SMS

Sardar’s Daugher

Sardar’s Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 band kam ho jayega
.
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
.
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi

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A Sardar dragged out 6 people

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
.
Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

 

Sardar Urdu Latifay And Urdu Latifay SMS

 

1 Truck dosry Truck ko

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

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A girl and Sardar were

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
.
Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

 

Sardar Urdu Latifay And Urdu Latifay SMS

 

Sardar: Apki gari (car)

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don’t remember it name now but its starts with “T”
.
Sardar: O that’s good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
.
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
.
Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
.
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

 

Sardar Urdu Latifay And Urdu Latifay SMS

 

1 sardar ghar se nekla

1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai

Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

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Sardar: Itnay saray log

Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Admi: Goal karny ke lie
.
Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

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Pathan: Esa kia karain

Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
.
.
Sardar: Jootay se mar do

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