Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS 2016

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Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS 2016

 

Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS 2016

Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS 2016

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
“Mun mai pani ana”
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

 

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
“KHAIR MUBARAK”

 

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

 

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

 

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

 

Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
“SAME AS ABOVE”

 

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !

 

Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
.
Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

 

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