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Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay 2016

 

Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay 2016

 

 

Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay 2016

 

Sardar ko bar bar “I love you”

Sardar ko bar bar “I love you” ka msg araha tha
.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht “I love you” ke msgs arahe hain !
.
Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

 

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
“Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya”
.
Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !

 

Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay 2016

 

A Sardar ji was doing ‘Study’

A Sardar ji was doing ‘Study’ in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 – He likes combined study

 

1 sardar ne nayyi chaddi li

1 sardar ne nayyi chaddi li
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti uta kar kaha mairi nayyi chaddi dekh len
.
Ghar aya tu dekha chaddi almari mai pari thi.

 

Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay 2016

 

Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi

Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
.
Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny bewi donu ko Mar dale
.
Pistol apni Kanpati par lagayi owr bewi ko bola:
.
Khush mat, ho agla number tera hai !

 

In Biology Practical

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar Student: I can’t say
Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name

 

Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay 2016

 

Sardar kesi larki ke ghar

Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
.
Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
.
Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !

Sardar: Aaj raat mai

Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
.
Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai

 

 

Sardar ka parosi (neighbour)

Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye

 

1 Sardar Party mai khana

1 Sardar Party mai khana kha raha tha
Plate par Tissue Paper daikh kar socha ke shayed yai bhi koi khanay ki cheez hai
Jab wo khane laga tu………….
2nd Sardar: O na khayien, Pikka e!

 

 
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