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Sardar Funny Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS

 

Sardar Funny Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS

 

Sardar Funny Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS

 

Sardar to Wife

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
.
Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

 

Hitlar during Speech

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!

 

Sardar ko bar bar

Sardar ko bar bar “I love you” ka msg araha tha
.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht “I love you” ke msgs arahe hain !
.
Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

 

Sardar ki Bewi

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
“Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya”
.
Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !

 

A Sardar ji was doing ‘Study’

A Sardar ji was doing ‘Study’ in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 – He likes combined study

 

1 sardar ne nayyi

1 sardar ne nayyi chaddi li
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti uta kar kaha mairi nayyi chaddi dekh len
.
Ghar aya tu dekha chaddi almari mai pari thi.

 

Sardar ko pata chala

Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
.
Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny bewi donu ko Mar dale
.
Pistol apni Kanpati par lagayi owr bewi ko bola:
.
Khush mat, ho agla number tera hai !

 

In Biology Practical

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar Student: I can’t say
Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name

 

 

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