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Santa Banta SMS Jokes In Urdu Latifay

 

Santa Banta SMS Jokes In Urdu Latifay

 

Santa Banta SMS Jokes In Urdu Latifay

 

 (1) Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. 

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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why?
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

 

 

(2) Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

 

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

 

 (3) Santa: Yar muje M

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work KRNe Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha

 

(4) Inspector to Bant

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.

 

 (5) Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

 

 (6) Santa’s urine rep

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, “you are pregnant”.

Angry santa shouts at wife, “Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de”.

 

 (7) Ultimate answer w

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where..

 

 (8) Santa opened a pe

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

 

 
 
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