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Santa Banta Funny Jokes In urdu Latifay 2016

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Santa Banta Funny Jokes In urdu Latifay 2016

 

Santa Banta Funny Jokes In urdu Latifay 2016

 

Santa Banta Funny Jokes In urdu Latifay 2016

 

 Lady doctor: tum

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12”.

 

 (2) Santa apni GF ko

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love.

 

 (3) Santa: Do you kno

Santa: Do you know English?

Banta: Yes

Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

 

 (4) Santa went to see

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”

 

 (5) Jeeto yelled at s

Jeeto yelled at santa: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you!

Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

 

 (6) Santa to Pappu: W

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake?

Pappu: Pata nahi.

Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.

Pappu: Who’s Banta?

Santa: Pata nai.

Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

 

(7) An englishman and

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

 

(8) Pappu was writing

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb.

Santa asked him: What are you doing?

Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

 

 
 
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